Bears, Beets.....

Well, bears anyway.

 As I was driving home from visiting my mom earlier, I was quizzed by Olyut.

 "Who would win in a fight? A polar bear or a grizzly bear?", he asked.

 I replied, "I don't Olyut. What do you think? Who would win?"

 "NO! It doesn't work like that....you have to pick one".

 "Fine. Um, a polar bear? The polar bear would win."

 "Wrong. The grizzly bear would win."

 And suddenly, as I glanced in my rear view mirror, I could have sworn he was wearing glasses and a tie.

It's funny, I don't remember giving birth to Dwight Schrute.